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No obstacles no adventures
Your desk a new cockpit
Don't worry son!
Don't even have to turn your head

No livery no lights
All the owners went and chopped them down
Til there's nothing left for any animals 'cept for broken bits of brick and stone

**in a yelling tone of voice**
To sing about rivers, where rivers shouldn't be
How do I address the lake, above the farm, under me
Your apathetic reasons, they're not helping anybody
Your pathetic reasons, they don't help anybody

Your assistance was an accident
Charity sets a DANGEROUS precedent
But don't worry sir, we all know you couldn't care

No culture is an accomplishment (woo!)
Hurry up we've got a viBe to save
Your mood is no image. Your mood is no laugh, but
I'm a laugh


from Dress It Up & Call It Living, released October 30, 2020


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The Telephone Junkies Springfield, Illinois

jacob armbrecht- guitar/vocals

jack moore-drumz

nick kniss-better guitar

benjamin armbrecht-bassman and resident castlevania expert

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